I am a bartender therefore I wear a vest.

I wear a vest therefore I am a bartender.

Reblogged from Doogie's Tumblr
thisistheverge:

'Transcendence' review: welcome back to the ’90s Not even Johnny Depp can save this stale cyber-thriller

Did someone say “‘90s?”

thisistheverge:

'Transcendence' review: welcome back to the ’90s
Not even Johnny Depp can save this stale cyber-thriller

Did someone say “‘90s?”

Reblogged from The Verge
whitehouse:

Guys. The Vice President just joined Instagram. Follow him —> @VP.

BIDEN4LYF

whitehouse:

Guys. The Vice President just joined Instagram. Follow him —> @VP.

BIDEN4LYF

Reblogged from Pleated Jeans

IDEA

Alternate reality story of the invention of the FAX machine. 1940s-1970s. Two rival inventors who had some early connections in school/youth/family. Shit gets nasty. Blood is shed. Hip hop-gangsta tropes start evolving in a way fitting to the milieu. Over FAX machines.

Reblogged from Doogie's Tumblr
gaymanual:

is this hannibal?

HURRRDY HERRRDY GRDDDY

gaymanual:

is this hannibal?

HURRRDY HERRRDY GRDDDY

Reblogged from Newsweek

Anonymous asked: If that's your last post. That's sad.

Have no fear. My last post will be easily recognizable - someone impaling themselves on their own cock.

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

marissawzrdcruz:

Tyler, The Creator talking about girls at Coachella

marissawzrdcruz:

Tyler, The Creator talking about girls at Coachella

Reblogged from jordann alexandra.
the first photo…

the first photo…

humansofnewyork:

"I’m going to puppet class.""I didn’t know there were puppet classes.""I didn’t either. Until I googled it."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m going to puppet class."
"I didn’t know there were puppet classes."
"I didn’t either. Until I googled it."

Reblogged from Humans of New York